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Song Parodies -> "Knee Cruise"
Original Song Title:
"Sea Cruise"
Original Performer:
Frankie Ford
Parody Song Title:
"Knee Cruise"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
As you peruse this posting, I'll be snoozing, getting my ripped right medial meniscus snipped, in hopes that the last refrain doesn't prove to be prescient.
Doc man's shivvin' above my shoes;
Drugs man givin' me things to make me snooze.
My meniscus, part of it I will lose.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise.
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin'.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise.
Feels bad jumping; painful is that joint on me;
He'll slit my leg 'n' check it with arthroscopy.
They gotta get me knocked out
From the propofol vat
To make me good 'n' woozy--
That'll take care o' that.
I'll be undressed. . .no shirt even to lose.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise.
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin'.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise
Hope doc don't err by boozin' ere he starts to tine.
My heart is beatin' rhythm on monitor's line.
The knee's his quest; when he's done, I might bruise.
He'll take cartilage parts, shards that be loose.
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin'.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise
I'll be jumpin' when I join my friends who ski--
In the bar, keggin' (not on slopes!), with mended knee.
New knee, new knee's achin',
New knee, new knee's shakin',
New knee, new knee's quakin',
'cause doc left in arthroscope. . .guess he's boozed.
Drugs man givin' me things to make me snooze.
My meniscus, part of it I will lose.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise.
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin'.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise.
Feels bad jumping; painful is that joint on me;
He'll slit my leg 'n' check it with arthroscopy.
They gotta get me knocked out
From the propofol vat
To make me good 'n' woozy--
That'll take care o' that.
I'll be undressed. . .no shirt even to lose.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise.
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin'.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise
Hope doc don't err by boozin' ere he starts to tine.
My heart is beatin' rhythm on monitor's line.
The knee's his quest; when he's done, I might bruise.
He'll take cartilage parts, shards that be loose.
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin',
Oooh, knee, oooh, knee's achin'.
Doc is gonna snake in on a knee cruise
I'll be jumpin' when I join my friends who ski--
In the bar, keggin' (not on slopes!), with mended knee.
New knee, new knee's achin',
New knee, new knee's shakin',
New knee, new knee's quakin',
'cause doc left in arthroscope. . .guess he's boozed.
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ouch !....hope all works out well
Captain Jack B, I wish you all the best with your knee surgery. Now no more running!!! And do try to refrain from the L' Meat, at least during the healing process!
May your surgery go as smoothly and as your parodies flow, JB.
Been there, had what the Doc called "minor" surgery on my knee. Well, maybe it was minor for HIM... Anyway nice job on this. Good luck with your surgery!
Sir John, I hope that you are on the mend. I wish I could make you laugh to ease your pain . . . but be sure to take vitamin ~C~, as it hastens the healing.
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