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Song Parodies -> "I Steal Ditties"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Steal Ditties"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I steal ditties,
loads of ditties;
I am pretty shifty on some sites.
Not too witty
are they not to stop song parasites.
I steal, harming
sites, song-farming.
Some alarming. . .disarming my zeal
to steal ditties
and depart from tune-thieving’s appeal.
It’s a ditties World Wide Web waits out there,
so attractive for felony.
Such a ditties place,
security mess.
I have ditties guile,
plunder-ditties me.
So I’m bumming
songs with dancing,
guitar-strumming,
romancing; employed
I am not,
but my grifty skills are deployed.
loads of ditties;
I am pretty shifty on some sites.
Not too witty
are they not to stop song parasites.
I steal, harming
sites, song-farming.
Some alarming. . .disarming my zeal
to steal ditties
and depart from tune-thieving’s appeal.
It’s a ditties World Wide Web waits out there,
so attractive for felony.
Such a ditties place,
security mess.
I have ditties guile,
plunder-ditties me.
So I’m bumming
songs with dancing,
guitar-strumming,
romancing; employed
I am not,
but my grifty skills are deployed.
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JAB - As my music composition professor always said..."Steal Only The Best!". ;D
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