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Song Parodies -> "Wow! Muck Kicks: Mad Dogging Through Car Windows"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?"

Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Wow! Muck Kicks: Mad Dogging Through Car Windows"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Wow! Much kicks: mad dogging through car windows
(gawk, gawk)
And watching a guy shag some tail.
Wow! Some kick—that’s dogging through car windows
(gawk, gawk)
Yet some find it beyond the pale.

Ply lust: take a vid of couple horny:
He’s giving his sweetheart a bone.
Though the window’s fogged, still there is oglin’
When you’re dogging. . .with friends or alone.

Though ’s muggy, there’s dogging through the windows
(gawk, gawk)
And watching all that it entails.
No mugginess halts dogging through windows
(gawk, gawk)
Next to this, watching porno pales.

I saw part of a flick about doggers*
With flashlights that shine in the dark.
It’s love that the doggers are expecting
As they ready cameras to start.

Let’s go watch a honey (Nadsat: “viddy”),
Let’s go watch a pair getting hot.
Let’s go watch them as they’re getting id-y
And post on youtube all of the shots.

How dodgy is dogging through car windows
(gawk, gawk)
And watching a guy shag some tail?
Bad luck finds some doggers through car windows
(gawk, gawk)
They rue for their dogging in jail.

*“Dogging” is a British English euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place or watching others doing so.

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