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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Trellis You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Trellis You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm gonna trellis you,
You cussèd vine.

Right now, you're grabbin' for my shoe,
And you're climbin'
Up my leg, climbin'.

You know if I stand here,
You'll be wrapped around
My body cavity;
I'll be firmly planted on the ground.

I'm gonna trellis you,
You cussèd vine.

You're Kudzu,
You're Kudzu,
You're Kudzu,
You're Kudzu. . .love to plow
You with my share
Or you'll be a tree. . .
Many a bough.

I'll shear thee,
And then I'll trellis you,
You cussèd vine.
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alvin rhodes - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
a vine vine parody
John Barry - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
AFW - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This one sort of clings to my memory...quite unique..555
Red Ant - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
How long can you keep ideas going for this song? Here's a few more: "Who's That Othello Dude?", "I'll Play A Cello Tune", and "I Got A Cell For You".
John Barry - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, and Red Ant, thanks for the suggestions. I'll credit you if I use any of these. I'll need all the help I can get to make it to 100.

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