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Song Parodies -> "Oh Were, Oh Were Has Sly Big Guy Lon Gone?"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Oh Were, Oh Were Has Sly Big Guy Lon Gone?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Oh were, oh were has sly big guy Lon gone?
O were, oh were can he be?
With his ears not short and his tail so long—
Despair out there if it’s he.
Beware, beware of Lon’s teeth grown so long,
Beware, beware or you’ll be
Minus ears; cut short will your life be. . .gone!
Impair, impair him with me.
Despair, despair in big guy Lon we’ll spawn;
His lair, his lair's where we’ll be
With no fear; report from the gun—done, Lon
Can't bear gat ware silvery.
O were, oh were can he be?
With his ears not short and his tail so long—
Despair out there if it’s he.
Beware, beware of Lon’s teeth grown so long,
Beware, beware or you’ll be
Minus ears; cut short will your life be. . .gone!
Impair, impair him with me.
Despair, despair in big guy Lon we’ll spawn;
His lair, his lair's where we’ll be
With no fear; report from the gun—done, Lon
Can't bear gat ware silvery.
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Yeah, good ol' Lon..a guy with the last name of Chaney..that I liked..Funny and good Halloween idea
JAB - Nice bow to Lon Jr. who was born Creighton Chaney. He had the very umonsterish ability to always make you feel sorry for his characters. ;D
It's always fun to read your stuff, and being a fan of Lon, this was evil good.
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