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Song Parodies -> "Joints Truly Hurt"

Original Song Title:

"Joy to the World"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Joints Truly Hurt"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Joints truly hurt;
I’m sore and bummed.
And nerves grievously sting.
Some neural parts feel like they’re doomed.
It’s a sharp spine leavening,...
anodyne for leveling.
I’m wretched, so wretched…
don’t want to sing.

Joints truly hurt; to savor pain
is not one of my joys.
“No pain, no gain” is so inane,
a cliché unalloyed.
way too often employed.
Retreat, retreat from such lame noise.

When pain I’m in, my sorrow grows…
like thorns stuck all around—
from my neck way down to my toes.
Sometimes hurts throb and pound
and nearly bring me down,
yet I still manage to get around.

Even though hurt, I try to pace
myself, keep on the move.
I worry much about tightness.
So I must self-reprove: get off my ass and move…
not let my couch get a butt groove.

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2Eagle - December 25, 2019 - Report this comment
I'n NOT singin' in the rain...

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