Halls dark in Super PAC land,
Cookin’ papers. . .all you cheapskates, stay away!
They’ve got a lot of knavish work
To do in this grand scam.
The large laughable lie is, there’s no connection
’twixt those who pimp and those who seek election.
It’s mammoth mounds of money they pay;
Of course, they’re working with the crew,
All of the time,
That is workin’ hard to get its pest to
The White house; quite clever
Are Super PACs that lie and pay
The Citizens United way.
The First Amendment loses ground;
For the Super PACs. . .makes their day.
Corporations. . .people, they say—
When that crazed ruling came down,
Much dough spread around.

Gall’s large in Superville.
The Supreme Court’s ruling was beautiful
’cause it made the day for making of hay,
Bought pols OK, yeah!
No restrictions whatsoever on paying
To buy up whatever nomination.
Corporations are people—that’s the play.
There’s no linkage between Super PACs and pols? No way!
And so they’re pumpin’ the gelt through, a whole slew
A whole slew, and there’s more every day.

I watch Super PACs buy away
After Supreme Court joined the fray.
The First Amendment loses ground;
For the Super PACs. . .makes their day.
Corporations. . .people, they say.
When that crazed ruling came down—
Much dough spread around.

It’s now easier to buy a churl,
Just as did casino sleaze Shelly’s girl.
Don’t forget, don’t forget Mitt Romney
Who is too cheap to spend his own money, so
Gets a PAC, but he really runs the show.
Don’t forget, don’t forget Barack; he
Will be working with his Super PACs too
Fishin’ for cash, loot from you;
Millions so far he’s accrued.

It’s a government that’s pure pay for play.

I watch Super PAC buys each day.
To run a campaign—pay for play.
The First Amendment loses ground.
Will the Super PACs go away?
Not since the Court joined in the fray.
Got enough dough to put down?
Buy yourself a clown.