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Song Parodies -> "Moonshine Benumbs You"
Original Song Title:
"Moonlight Becomes You"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Moonshine Benumbs You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Not much to work with. The OS is vapid, saccharine, and insipid, IMO.
Moonshine benumbs you;
They goes 'way, your cares.
You slurp it down. . .of actions unaware.
Moonshine benumbs you--
Get filled and you're tight
And get romantic with your sis tonight.
Now, don't mess up and throw wheat in;
That would be very wrong.
But do throw sugar of beet in;
That makes it extra strong.
I must say I love booze,
Though it makes me go
Out with sweet sis in the moonlight and grow.
Poontime. . .a love no-no.
They goes 'way, your cares.
You slurp it down. . .of actions unaware.
Moonshine benumbs you--
Get filled and you're tight
And get romantic with your sis tonight.
Now, don't mess up and throw wheat in;
That would be very wrong.
But do throw sugar of beet in;
That makes it extra strong.
I must say I love booze,
Though it makes me go
Out with sweet sis in the moonlight and grow.
Poontime. . .a love no-no.
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everything a hillbilly could want...lol
Pirate Jack ~Le Rack Barrow~ let's throw in a little aGave cactus juice: I grant thee the ~CABO-WABO~ award for this ditty so whiskey-friskey!
Thanks, Alvin, LCC.
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