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Song Parodies -> "Braces"

Original Song Title:

"Traces"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Classics IV

Parody Song Title:

"Braces"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Straighten out those mas-ticators with wires and pieces
Of plastic attached to dentition with adhesives. . .
Braces because long ago
My teeth weren’t fixed up right,
Braces because. . .

Rippers need repair: incisors banging together
Where space they should share,
So I have a grieve-teeth tether. . .
Braces because wrong they’ve grown,
My teeth, don’t bite quite right,
Braces because spaces too tight.

[bridge]

I’ve sworn off pies and must beware
Of crusts and other kinds
Of break-the-braces fare. . .unfair! Owwwwwwwww!

Braces, I hope, will make right
My bite so when I’ve cried,
Clear phrases you’ll hear, because my
Fricatives: Frenchified;
It’s nix on Frenchifried.

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alvin - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
classics iv set to heavy metal...love it
John Barry - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, for all.
Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - My family name and 25% of my ancestory are English...and so are my remaining teeth! ;D

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