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Song Parodies -> "Vaca Mia"
Original Song Title:
"Cara Mia"
Original Performer:
Jay and the Americans
Parody Song Title:
"Vaca Mia"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Vaca mia, I caught your bovine eye.
You milk my quarts, my shorts 'round my thigh.
Darling this I swear:
I'll renounce that mare.
All beef, my love, I'm a friend of kine.
Vaca mia, fine,
Vaca mia, kine,
Vaca mia, 'vine,
Vaca mia, mine.
Vaca mia, I'm with you on food line,
And then we gorge and snort when we dine.
Darling, eat your fare,
Vaca mia, hayer.
I'll chew your cud; I'm a friend of kine.
Vaca mia, fine,
Vaca mia, dine,
Vaca mia, wine?
Vaca mia, mine.
Moo oo oo oo oo,
Moo oo oo oo oo.
I must depart, my wife starts to whine.
Darling please be fair,
I have got to share
My bestial love with women sometimes.
You milk my quarts, my shorts 'round my thigh.
Darling this I swear:
I'll renounce that mare.
All beef, my love, I'm a friend of kine.
Vaca mia, fine,
Vaca mia, kine,
Vaca mia, 'vine,
Vaca mia, mine.
Vaca mia, I'm with you on food line,
And then we gorge and snort when we dine.
Darling, eat your fare,
Vaca mia, hayer.
I'll chew your cud; I'm a friend of kine.
Vaca mia, fine,
Vaca mia, dine,
Vaca mia, wine?
Vaca mia, mine.
Moo oo oo oo oo,
Moo oo oo oo oo.
I must depart, my wife starts to whine.
Darling please be fair,
I have got to share
My bestial love with women sometimes.
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just lovely...5s
Aaahh...ruminent lovin'....brilliant (the parody, not the act) 555
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