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Song Parodies -> "Guys, Schlep Apart in San Francisco"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"Guys, Schlep Apart in San Francisco"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
This troubling mess can scare us; we subsist day to day.
I’d be worried if Rome were where I had to stay.
In lieu of leaders are drones*; things are rotten in Manhattan.
If your home is The City by The Bay:
Guys, schlep apart in San Francisco.
Eyes on the drill: proximity!!
Do beware: this is worse than SARS
Right there: stay where you are!
Don’t run your fingers through my hair,
or share air.
Hunker in lairs in San Francisco.
What should you do? It’s clear to see:
Rest in your home and to Sazeracs go,
get roaring drunk…as high as me.
(get roaring drunk, repine with me.)
*As of 4/3/20 Florida, Georgia, Maine, Oklahoma, Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Wyoming
I’d be worried if Rome were where I had to stay.
In lieu of leaders are drones*; things are rotten in Manhattan.
If your home is The City by The Bay:
Guys, schlep apart in San Francisco.
Eyes on the drill: proximity!!
Do beware: this is worse than SARS
Right there: stay where you are!
Don’t run your fingers through my hair,
or share air.
Hunker in lairs in San Francisco.
What should you do? It’s clear to see:
Rest in your home and to Sazeracs go,
get roaring drunk…as high as me.
(get roaring drunk, repine with me.)
*As of 4/3/20 Florida, Georgia, Maine, Oklahoma, Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa, Missouri, Nebraska, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Wyoming
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great one, JB. and timely, too. I get it.
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