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Song Parodies -> "There Is a School for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"There Is a School for You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
There is a school for you
because the line
you will not toe—what else to do?
We’ve been tryin’,
but you keep lyin’
and go around taggin’
building walls in town.
Worse than that, you’re braggin’
about the taggin’ and its renown.
Ergo, the school for you,
with plank of pine,
real pine.
If you screw
up. . .belt you
and welt you
till you do what they vow
can be done there. . .
no frivolity,
like tipping cows.
It’s beer-free!
Inside this school, no brew. . .
communion wine!
because the line
you will not toe—what else to do?
We’ve been tryin’,
but you keep lyin’
and go around taggin’
building walls in town.
Worse than that, you’re braggin’
about the taggin’ and its renown.
Ergo, the school for you,
with plank of pine,
real pine.
If you screw
up. . .belt you
and welt you
till you do what they vow
can be done there. . .
no frivolity,
like tipping cows.
It’s beer-free!
Inside this school, no brew. . .
communion wine!
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