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Song Parodies -> "Mohleskinner Hews"

Original Song Title:

"Mule Skinner Blues"

Original Performer:

Jimmie Rodgers

Parody Song Title:

"Mohleskinner Hews"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Vell, it’s guten morgen, cap stand. . .
Hood scoring time.
I’m a cleaver; I’m a mohleskinner—
To keep it on there? Nein!

I like my vork—
I’m rolling off the rind
That’s on the penile pistol. . .
Leave tool’s flap behind.

Make little vater, boy,
Ven I slice around
The hood that hides the knob—
For a short time you vill frown.

Vorking on the hood grown
On top of your shaft today.
“So good!” girls will say when you give them delight.
I’m ready to flay.

I’m going around, cutting;
When it’s gone, it won’t come back.
It’s a rite of Jews,
To excise that flap that’s slack.

You’re yelling and you’re squirming.
Firmness will be found
When you’re in dampness of a good gal
After you’re unbound.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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< ! ! ! > - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
definitely ~ No Ole ~ Le Duke oFlay und Nay
Old Man Ribber - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy Mohley! For you, 20% off! (ala Curley Howard...I'm a victim of coicumcision!) ;D

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