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Song Parodies -> "Torture"
Original Song Title:
"Torture"
Original Performer:
Kris Jensen
Parody Song Title:
"Torture"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YjqdheyfoM
Torture, torture—
The dentist’s torturing me.
Though he will pound on my teeth and make bad faces,
I don’t mind, but this is worse than damn braces.
Each time a new song starts, it’s misery.
He’s torturing me,
Torturing me.
This torture that I’m going through
Is not the pain that does ensue
When he drills teeth with no lido-
caine but what’s on the radio.
Torture, torture—
Sirius XM tortures me.
I will need lots of happy drugs, soon!
To counter these sappy love tunes.
This one really hurts—it is “Honey.”*
It’s torturing me,
Torturing me!!
*One of the most saccharine, insipid pop songs of all time, by Bobby Goldsboro.
The dentist’s torturing me.
Though he will pound on my teeth and make bad faces,
I don’t mind, but this is worse than damn braces.
Each time a new song starts, it’s misery.
He’s torturing me,
Torturing me.
This torture that I’m going through
Is not the pain that does ensue
When he drills teeth with no lido-
caine but what’s on the radio.
Torture, torture—
Sirius XM tortures me.
I will need lots of happy drugs, soon!
To counter these sappy love tunes.
This one really hurts—it is “Honey.”*
It’s torturing me,
Torturing me!!
*One of the most saccharine, insipid pop songs of all time, by Bobby Goldsboro.
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I agree- 5s! And over long periods, that awful latex taste too!
wait until I slip into my black leather Chaps, Captain Jack de BareAll . . . then the real fun begins, SirSweaty !!
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