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Song Parodies -> "Girl Nosher"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Watcher"

Original Performer:

O'Kaysions

Parody Song Title:

"Girl Nosher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m a girl nosher, I’m a girl nosher,
Noshing girls like pie till they die.
I’m a girl nosher, I’m a girl nosher—
Here comes lunch now!

I was just a boy when beings with claws deployed
Would hound and hew: slash-time. . .a welt on
My nethers and my neck;
At night now, I cannot check
My bloodlust, and I’ve got a pelt on.

I’m a churl nosher, I’m a churl nosher,
Noshing churls like fries till they die.
I’m a churl nosher, I’m a churl nosher—
Here comes brunch now!

Grumble and then yell if I cannot find a belle
That I can chomp on when I’m lopin’.
Wanders by a schmoe I score, pulling off his toe,
And then I’ve got him fully open.

I’m a churl nosher and a girl nosher,
Noshing girls and guys. . .love their eyes!
I’m a girl/churl luncher and a hurl launcher—
Up come chunks now,
Up comes Chuck’s brow.

[fade on sounds of fiendish feeding frenzy, followed by regurgitation]

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Old Man Ribber - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
With all of your fine zombie and flesh-eating ghoul parodies, I'm now afraid to use the derisive line "Bite Me!". ;D
UnKnownVotrix - October 26, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack de Barrell, Captain of HMS SirSweaty, alias Duke 0Nosh . . . Oh my gosh !

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