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Song Parodies -> "Heat Cave"

Original Song Title:

"Heat Wave"

Original Performer:

Martha and the Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Heat Cave"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mav’s center was itchin’
Heat were surprised. . .not burning
With a winner’s desire.

They lost. . .Heat’s got no regency;
Pundits said, “This ain’t the way it’s supposed to be—
To see the Heat cave—they’re taken apart.
Is Lebron James crying
Over Dallas upstarts?

That guy is appalling, James. . .
Narcissistic domain.
He got out there
And choked in several games.
Can’t take the pressure, guy is a pussy,
And if it weren’t for Wade—bigger losin’ spree.

I love the Heat cave—they ain’t got the heart
Of winners who’re tryin’
To take their foes apart.

What happened to Heat’s ace?
Maybe he’s learned his place.
All the tattoo stains on him that’s branding
“Chosen One” not showing in the score.

The puffed-up Heat team must have been amazed:
The finals they blew; by the Mavs they’re razed.

I watched the Heat cave,
And it warmed my heart.
There’s not denyin’:
They’re bested by upstarts.

King James should make plans
To do a Mavs film scan
After the Heat cave.

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Old Man Ribber - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - So much for the Heat's Big Three...Curley, Larry, and Chris! Why is Lebron like a broken cell phone? Neither one has a "ring'! ;D
AFW - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Sums it up, pretty good....nice title...

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