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Song Parodies -> "Fatter Nation"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jane Morgan

Parody Song Title:

"Fatter Nation"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We're a fatter nation--peso
Nettos are flying way, way off of the charts.
Too big for our pants. Jig? Too big to dance.
Bodies taxed with transfats make us heavy-hearted.

We're a fatter nation; we grow.
Beefing up, we groan as guts slope from above.
Pudgy stubs on hands like plumped franks on barbecue.
Fatter nation. . .junk-food love.

[repeat second verse]

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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 3   1
 4   1
 5   3

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alvin rhodes - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Pudgy stubs on hands like plumped franks on
AFW - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
So true....fat fives
Adagio - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, but the verses go 1, 2, then back to 1. :) Still, good.
Johnny D - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
'Scuse me while I go microwave my McDonald's grease-breakfast.

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