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Song Parodies -> "I Cough at Doc's Tweezed Digits"

Original Song Title:

"We're Off to See the Wizard"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Cough at Doc's Tweezed Digits"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Creek is pronounced southern-style here: "crick."
Wallow in yellow-creek load (2x)
Wallow, wallow, wallow, wallow
Wallow in yellow-creek load (3x)

I cough at doc's tweezed digits,
His wienerful digits like claws.
He tries to check my whiz and my jis
By shivving me with his paws.
He levers low, levers; I whiz because
I give him a river for what he does,
Because he's cuffed me rough where I'm befuzzed,
Because of the wanker-pull things he does.
To doc I give pee blizzard;
His waterfalled digits withdraw.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Rick C - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha-ha-larious! 555
alvin rhodes - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
i sang was fun..5s
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ehhhhhhh-kay. Twisty replacements for the "because, because because" part took this to a 555.
John Barry - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick, Alvin, Agrimorfee.
MrMacphisto - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... a tongue twister for sure

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