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Song Parodies -> "I’m Stuck With Elmer’s Glue"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I’m Stuck With Elmer’s Glue"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’m stuck with Elmer’s Glue—
that stuff works fine!
As long as it don’t get on you
and it’s dryin’—
then you’ll be cryin’.
You get fixed to gland, mitt
or thumb stuck around
a big fat ax handle,
and then you can’t lay the damn thing down!
If stuck with Elmer’s Glue,
you won’t be fine,
you’ll find.
So if you
use that glue
take care to
read and do what’s wrote down. . .
instructions there
as you can now see.
So read ’em now,
unlike me
And keep that Elmer’s glue
off of your pine.
that stuff works fine!
As long as it don’t get on you
and it’s dryin’—
then you’ll be cryin’.
You get fixed to gland, mitt
or thumb stuck around
a big fat ax handle,
and then you can’t lay the damn thing down!
If stuck with Elmer’s Glue,
you won’t be fine,
you’ll find.
So if you
use that glue
take care to
read and do what’s wrote down. . .
instructions there
as you can now see.
So read ’em now,
unlike me
And keep that Elmer’s glue
off of your pine.
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You're not supposed to use it as lube.... ;)
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