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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Has Hots for a Smolder"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny Has Gone for a Soldier"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Has Hots for a Smolder"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

With match flints and a can that’s filled,
at prospects of what he’ll do, he’s thrilled.
When he’s finished, things won’t be chilled:
Johnny has thoughts of a smolder.

Something in his brain is broke,
something about which we shouldn’t joke.
He loves seeing flame and smoke.
Johnny has gone for a smolder.

At his task he shows a lot of zeal,
’cause fulfilled the task makes him feel.
Might say he has incend’ appeal.
Johnny has hots for a smolder.

Tonight it’s going to be a shed:
Around the place gasoline is spread;
the flames glow, pleasant orange-red.
Johnny leaves naught but a smolder.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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