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Song Parodies -> "How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window?"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?"

Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"How Much of That Doggie's Out the Window?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

How much of that doggie's out the window? (bark, bark)
If too much he may be impaled.
He loves his snout out there where the wind blows. (bang, bang!)
But by a road-rager he's nailed.

It's scary to drive in California.
Be wary if you walk and roam. . .
Attacked by a crazed crack dealer's pit bull. . .
Hit by some twit on a cell phone.


A pup snout stuck out the window slobbers; (mu-cous!)
Your windshield's the saliva's mark
You hope that a big bump will eject him,
Then that driver will have to park.


I got carjacked one day in the city
By a crazed crack addict who talked
Of our long joy ride, so it's a pity
His pit bull this day won't get walked.

So his stir-crazed pup jumps out the window,
Unchained, down the lane, to assail
A kid and old lady--off their skin goes.
The mutt then mauls the man with mail.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
this is sick...i like it :)
Tommy Turtle, with head inside shell - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
A Barry-ation from JB's usual highly imaginative avoidance of repeated choruses (and repeat phrase "crazed crack"), but still excellent overall, and TTTBF (Too True To Be Funny), so Five Snouts Out.
Royce Miller - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Your title is humorous; as is true of alot of your parodies, words just don't quite sum up what one feels about them.
John Barry - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, TT ("crazed crack"--sounds like you've worked in ceramics), Royce.
AFW - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Good doggone job, here..
Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff!
LucidLupin - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Barking mad 5s
Whipoorwill - February 14, 2018 - Report this comment
The one with foaming mouth and rabies
Storm the Albatross - April 04, 2019 - Report this comment
Alpha Skua - May 25, 2022 - Report this comment
Homer and Jethro Hound Dog in the Window

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