-> "Cracker’s Pox’d Phallus"
Original Song Title:
"Crackerbox Palace"
Parody Song Title:
"Cracker’s Pox’d Phallus"
The Lyrics
She was so young, his mom who bore
him—knocked up by daddy,
who too with pigs and cows did spawn—
therefore, lots of VD. But dread?!
She’s subjected to cracker’s pox’d phallus
every time that they screwed.
Was born a boy from cracker’s pox’d phallus
At 13, with mom he started getting lewd.
Not only shtupped his mom but two
sisters who got their start
when mom’s first cousin came to woo
her an then plied his part. And then they bred.
Like dad he had a cracker’s pox’d phallus. . .
did what redneck men do—
put in chick kin their cracker’s pox’d phallus,
which then will release those little worms that screw.
The gals welcome a cracker’s pox’d phallus—
they’ll be expecting soon
and then they’ll disgorge cracker-box ballast—
two days later, readying for dad the poon.
They ply their wood, the little lads;
in kin they create life.
They all seem part of incest’s thrall. . .
mom’s a de facto wife. With sons bred.
Welcoming each son’s cracker-pox’d phallus—
she’ll be expecting soon.
Then sip and drip from a leaden chalice
white lightning that’s made by the light of the moon.
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