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Song Parodies -> "'Bourne' Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"'Bourne' Free"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"Bourne" fee. And me, no ticket, so
I sneak in to save dough.
Bourne speaks in the theater dark.

Flick's free and has Surroundsound, too,
Put when I set down shoe,
Something on bottom is parked.

Ain't free! It's stalled—I can't slide shoe.
It won't on the flooring glide. . .
What it is, can't decide.

"Bourne"'s free, but something is sticking;
My finger is picking
And it's torn free.

Made free. . .no stall; I can slide shoe.
What'd be on the underside:
Don't know. . .couldn't abide.

"Bourne" free. The images flick'rin';
Off my finger flickin'
What I'd torn free.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 3

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alvin - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
nice two folded concept here
Invisible Boy - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
John...There is a bridge over the Cape Cod canal called the Bourne Bridge...and it is free...
2Eagle - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Ugh! I would rather wait until the video comes out - or get HBO.

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