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Song Parodies -> "Rink of Ice"
Original Song Title:
"Ring of Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Rink of Ice"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I'd love skating, I think,
On Zamboni-burnished rink.
Down in a mere trice,
I fell on to a rink of ice.
I fell on to a burnished rink of ice,
I went down, down, down
And it didn't feel nice.
Now it's bum, bum, bum
On rink of ice,
On rink of ice.
The skaters can't do leaps
When the Zamboni sweeps.
Takes the driver quite a while
To go 'bout one-eighth mile.
I fell on to a burnished rink of ice,
I went down real hard
And then I got a slice
On my burning bum--
Sharp as a knife
That blade did dice.
On Zamboni-burnished rink.
Down in a mere trice,
I fell on to a rink of ice.
I fell on to a burnished rink of ice,
I went down, down, down
And it didn't feel nice.
Now it's bum, bum, bum
On rink of ice,
On rink of ice.
The skaters can't do leaps
When the Zamboni sweeps.
Takes the driver quite a while
To go 'bout one-eighth mile.
I fell on to a burnished rink of ice,
I went down real hard
And then I got a slice
On my burning bum--
Sharp as a knife
That blade did dice.
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A skating parody!!! Hooray!
i'd call that a definite one-eighty...nice job
Thanks, Ravyn, Alvin.
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