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Song Parodies -> "Sexually Clean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Sexually Clean"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Sexually clean:
mess not with genes
in pool that’s too near.
Steer clear of incest-spree scenes.
Reject, hey!
sex with a
next of k’.
The pool is kept clean
rejecting sex with near genes.
Excess line here: 10 are seen.
mess not with genes
in pool that’s too near.
Steer clear of incest-spree scenes.
Reject, hey!
sex with a
next of k’.
The pool is kept clean
rejecting sex with near genes.
Excess line here: 10 are seen.
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so remember: if you're related, keep 'em away from your jeans & your genes! 455
Not a particularly nice topic, but you pulled it off. Keep writing. I just noticed that I hit my 3600th parody today ;-)
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