Song Parodies -> Que Sera, Sarah?
| Original Song Title: | "Que Sera, Sera" |
| Original Performer: | Doris Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Que Sera, Sarah?" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
She's got an adolescent girl,
Who'll be a mother at 17,
Who's not too witty; she got the itch
At the legs, in between.
Que sera, Sarah?
In vetting, did you come clean?
I looks like they weren't too keen.
Que sera, Sarah?
Then you tell us you didn't love
Nowhere-bridge earmark, but you did lean
To get it built despite what you say.
Is VP chance now dead?
Que sera, Sarah?
In vetting, did you come clean?
John still want you for his queen?
Que sera, Sarah?
You've got five children, coulda blown
Your drunken husband in sheets between. . .
Give him a handjob, he gets the itch. . .
Rubber! He won't come clean.
Que sera, Sarah?
I don't think they used their beans--
They're lacking cerebral means.
Case: Sarah. Sarah,
Head case, full o' beans.
Que sera, Sarah?
Who'll be a mother at 17,
Who's not too witty; she got the itch
At the legs, in between.
Que sera, Sarah?
In vetting, did you come clean?
I looks like they weren't too keen.
Que sera, Sarah?
Then you tell us you didn't love
Nowhere-bridge earmark, but you did lean
To get it built despite what you say.
Is VP chance now dead?
Que sera, Sarah?
In vetting, did you come clean?
John still want you for his queen?
Que sera, Sarah?
You've got five children, coulda blown
Your drunken husband in sheets between. . .
Give him a handjob, he gets the itch. . .
Rubber! He won't come clean.
Que sera, Sarah?
I don't think they used their beans--
They're lacking cerebral means.
Case: Sarah. Sarah,
Head case, full o' beans.
Que sera, Sarah?
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classic ! ...lol...what shall be is "fives" !
Kinda dirty,but cool!
< ! ! ! >
Thanks, Alvin, Flash, !!!.
Wonderful job with the word play, Doris Day, I haven't heard anything from her since my Great Grandmother's 70th birthday party (she's barely over 80 now and from the looks of it, she may have another 80 to go:)) Thanks for the Memories buddy!
Spoof it to her, John...
Great choice and execution... lol
At least she ain't as nappy as that Michelle O'Bama freak!!!
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