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Song Parodies -> "Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Lump"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Trump"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Trump’s got a thing on his noggin starched,
Totally motionless even when wind starts.
Trump wants to be the top banana—
Put gold-plated toilets in the Casa Blanca.

He’s Trump, he’s Trump,
What’s on his head?
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump—
It’s never shed.

Trump triggers tripe when his trap trains
Toward topics that are totally, terribly insane.
He’s joined up with the Birther band. . .
On Trump’s head’s a heap that is from a foreign land.

He’s Trump, a clump
Is on his head.
He’s Trump, he’s plump, a chump
Who looks inbred.

Trump’s a pimp for himself, and he’s hooked on self-love;
Trump thinks he’ll get picked for office high above.
This primping simian mobster-speaks;
A chimp who talks ain’t best for who leads.

He’s Trump, he’s Trump—
Let’s use our heads.
And dump this chump named Trump
Of him be shed.

He’s Trump, he’s Trump—
Bankruptcy Rex
He’s Trump, his humps pre-nups,
Banged sluts now ex.

What has Trump got on his head?
I don’t know.
And is Trump’s strange campaign dead:
I hope so.
Is the Trump empire in red?
I think so.
Is it Trump by whom we’re led?
No! No!! NO!!!

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Old Man Ribber - April 19, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Good job. I fear Trump...will be the next Perot! ;D
Wild Child JIN - April 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Trump needs a visit from Robin Hood, "Take from the rich and give to us poor!" ;-D But I can afford to give you three 5's for this parody! :-) Excellent work JAB! :-)
John Barry - April 19, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR: Trump is the "short-fingered vulgarian" (Spy mag); Perot was nuts.
JIN: Trump has a ruggish hood.
Wild Child JIN - April 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Oops! Must have the wrong Trump, it just goes to show my don't know, don't care attitude about politics. At least I think I'm right now? :-o
Becky - November 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I wrote a similar parody about Trump to this same song, but yours is funnier.
Al Silver - November 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Excellent. Four years later, you have a lot more grist. But the mop endureth. I once used "simian" in a satirical connection with Obama, and I got excoriated and nearly excommunicated. Your parody not only pre-dates my monkeyshines, but also uses "chimp." You must have a dispensation from the pope or, even more powerful, from Rob.

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