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Song Parodies -> "Rummy's Mind"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

George Gershwin

Parody Song Title:

"Rummy's Mind"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

*Helen Thomas, 84-year-old reporter columnist, known for her aggressiveness in going after a story.
Rummy's mind is givin' out;
Check his speeches.
Switched thoughts jumpin',
Then he's caught in a lie.

Synaptic glitch,
And his medulla is cookin'
It's much like a baby'só
Hope he don't cry.

At some press briefing,
He might just come out swinging,
Peeved at questioning,
And punch Helen* in the eye.

He should be leaving
Before he causes more harm to
The country; it's sad; he should say "bye."

[Repeat first two verses]

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