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Song Parodies -> "Chum Be Lumpy"

Original Song Title:

"Humpty Dumpty"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chum Be Lumpy"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Chum be lumpy—all in a ball;
Chum o’ercomes me…guts in a squall.
Awful stink’ horrid, appalling to ken.
Don’t think I’ll ever go chumming again.

Chum be lumpy; god, it appalls!
Chum makes grumpy chummers withal.
I can’t wait to get to shore
For what gets chum smell off me lemons at the store.

Chum be sloshing all ’round the deck;
The sinful boat crew slips on this dreck.
Then we face an even worse plight:
We’ve caught naught, so chum’s supper tonight.

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 11

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CML - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Are you talking from personal experience here?
JAB as WJC - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I have never had relations with that bucket.
Jonathan - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
^ The Chum Bucket? ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 5s
Rob Arndt - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, isn't The Chum Bucket from SpongeBob? Plankton's failed competitor to the Krusty Krab?
Rob Arndt - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Oops JAB, forgot to rate old chum- 555!
Jonathan - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ that would be correct, sir!
Exasperated - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
^ someone who never grew up. Sodas and cartoons? GTFU
Modest Suggestion - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
We all know that chum stinks and can cause vomiting, especially on a heaving boat. But wouldn't a paean to chum be more in the spirit of parody? Ah, 'tis redolent of lilac, with undertones of the sweetest parfum from the Chanel olfactory, and a hint of Eau de Poontang!
Jonathan - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Exasperated - someone who thinks they are the highest form of life, and couldn't be more wrong! GTFO!
Truth - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment
^ hey, someone riled the village idiot resident hillbilly glutton! LMFAO!
U.S. Citizen - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, move to Canada as you promised, and make America great again.
Jonathan - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
^ first off, it was England. so if you're going to make a feeble attempt to insult me, get your facts straight! secondly, that was if Hillary Clinton had won the election! which, whether you accept it or not, she lost! the people who need to keep their word now, are the ones on the opposite side of the spectrum. who promised to leave if Trump won. which, accept it or not, he did! moreover, I'm done here. this isn't my comment thread. it belongs to JAB. and I'll not take part in hi-jacking it just because you numbskulls feel the need to throw insults around!
Canadian - March 10, 2017 - Report this comment
S'ok mate, you keep the little fart blossom. We have enough fatty Yanks here already.
Concerned Citizen - March 11, 2017 - Report this comment
I second the motion that Jonathan move to the United Kingdom. But he won't be happy. He won't be able to get his favorite cookies, sodas, and eggnog there or watch kiddie cartoons and Golden Girl reruns on BBC 1-4! Sure, they have McDonald's and probably a U.S. box store or two. But his gluttony will have to be reduced to fish & chips, crisps, Cadbury chocolate, and bland English cuisine. I bet he still wouldn't exercise and good luck on the NHS! Okay, so the Brits also obsess over '80s synthpop, but theirs, not ours! Bon voyage, Jonathan. You'll need to go by sea because if you went by air you'd have to pay for an entire row!!!
qwerty - March 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Concerned Citizen "seconds" Canadian's opinion about Jonathan. Why, it's like a whole group of people is on Jonathan's case, isn't it? Or could it be just one POS troll and his four sock puppets typing away from his mother's basement -- I wonder
Gertie - March 11, 2017 - Report this comment
^ At least we know that Mr./Ms. qwerty isn't a troll; he/she has been much too busy inventing the keyboard.
@qwerty - March 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Your mom says your tater tots are done. Shut off the computer and come up out of the basement!
qwerty@@qwerty (wha?) - March 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh right! AS IF! As if my mom is gonna serve me tater tots after my cardiologist explicitly stated to her that they could give me another heart attack. Are you trying to say my mom is the kind of woman who would ignore sound medical advice? GTFO of here!
Cathy - March 12, 2017 - Report this comment
I thought the tater tots reference was to Napoleon Dynamite, maybe?
Billy Bush - March 12, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Ban comments by chicks, including "heh heh."
Dingbat - March 12, 2017 - Report this comment
he he he

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