Are you talking from personal experience here?

I have never had relations with that bucket.

^ The Chum Bucket? ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! 5s

Jon, isn't The Chum Bucket from SpongeBob? Plankton's failed competitor to the Krusty Krab?

Oops JAB, forgot to rate old chum- 555!

^^ that would be correct, sir!

^ someone who never grew up. Sodas and cartoons? GTFU

We all know that chum stinks and can cause vomiting, especially on a heaving boat. But wouldn't a paean to chum be more in the spirit of parody? Ah, 'tis redolent of lilac, with undertones of the sweetest parfum from the Chanel olfactory, and a hint of Eau de Poontang!

Exasperated - someone who thinks they are the highest form of life, and couldn't be more wrong! GTFO!

^ hey, someone riled the village idiot resident hillbilly glutton! LMFAO!

Jonathan, move to Canada as you promised, and make America great again.

^ first off, it was England. so if you're going to make a feeble attempt to insult me, get your facts straight! secondly, that was if Hillary Clinton had won the election! which, whether you accept it or not, she lost! the people who need to keep their word now, are the ones on the opposite side of the spectrum. who promised to leave if Trump won. which, accept it or not, he did! moreover, I'm done here. this isn't my comment thread. it belongs to JAB. and I'll not take part in hi-jacking it just because you numbskulls feel the need to throw insults around!

S'ok mate, you keep the little fart blossom. We have enough fatty Yanks here already.

I second the motion that Jonathan move to the United Kingdom. But he won't be happy. He won't be able to get his favorite cookies, sodas, and eggnog there or watch kiddie cartoons and Golden Girl reruns on BBC 1-4! Sure, they have McDonald's and probably a U.S. box store or two. But his gluttony will have to be reduced to fish & chips, crisps, Cadbury chocolate, and bland English cuisine. I bet he still wouldn't exercise and good luck on the NHS! Okay, so the Brits also obsess over '80s synthpop, but theirs, not ours! Bon voyage, Jonathan. You'll need to go by sea because if you went by air you'd have to pay for an entire row!!!

Concerned Citizen "seconds" Canadian's opinion about Jonathan. Why, it's like a whole group of people is on Jonathan's case, isn't it? Or could it be just one POS troll and his four sock puppets typing away from his mother's basement -- I wonder

^ At least we know that Mr./Ms. qwerty isn't a troll; he/she has been much too busy inventing the keyboard.

Your mom says your tater tots are done. Shut off the computer and come up out of the basement!

Oh right! AS IF! As if my mom is gonna serve me tater tots after my cardiologist explicitly stated to her that they could give me another heart attack. Are you trying to say my mom is the kind of woman who would ignore sound medical advice? GTFO of here!

I thought the tater tots reference was to Napoleon Dynamite, maybe?

^ Ban comments by chicks, including "heh heh."

he he he