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Song Parodies -> "Mangia, Sweetness"

Original Song Title:

"Cara Mia"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Americans

Parody Song Title:

"Mangia, Sweetness"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Mangia sweets, sweets, dine
Just deserts so fine:
Please try the tart, touch tart, it’s sublime.
Darling, cheesecake layered;
Mangia, sweets we’ll share.
We’ll treat post-lunch;
Will you lend some dimes?

Mangia, sweetness, dine,
Mangia, sweets sublime,
Mangia, eating time,
Mangia, feasting time.

Mangia treats sublime:
Just deserts so fine.
Bad for the heart, this tart that we’re try’n’.
Darling, cheesecake share;
Mangia, sweets—let’s dare—
We’ll treat post-lunch
Till the end of dine.

Mangia, sweetness, dine,
Mangia, sweets sublime,
Mangia, eating time,
Mangia, cheesecake time.

[moans of ecstasy]

Each bite imparts some tart-saccharine. [long I sound]
Darling, eat your share—
Mangia sweetened pear.
We’ll eat post-lunch
Till we’ve spent your dimes.

Mangia me next time,
Mangia me next dime,
Mangia me sex time,
Mangia, eating time.

Mangia, eating time,
Mangia me next time,
Mangia me sex time,
Mangia me sex dine.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Phil N - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Mange, mange! Good parody
lilTorteRess - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
~ Munch On ~ . . . . . .meinHerr !
John Barry - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Gracias, todos.

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