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Song Parodies -> "Seven-Point-Six Traumbone"

Original Song Title:

"76 Trombones"

Original Performer:

Music Man Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Seven-Point-Six Traumbone"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Seven-point-six Traumbone* leapt up while I slept.
There must have been some thoughts horny in brainpan.
That was followed by moans and groans
Prompted by burgeoning stones,
So the dream won't be laming my hand.

Seven-point-six Traumbone cocked for pouring run.
There must have been some thoughts horny on my mind.
Metaphor mixed: a bounding steed
Springing up like a weed,
Alpenhorn that's bent straight toward the skies.

My low-thread-count bedding set to serve as coarse spittoon.
On cusp of erupting--can't hold it at bay.
Bubbling, swelled inundation--a big splat soon,
From bag zooms frothing of whipped latté.

I had mounted Dyan Cannon in my reverie,
Just before Cary jumped her, in '64.
Gams are wet, but they will dry.
When my Traum ends, again I'll rise
Full of octane, and primed to pump some more.

*Traum: dream (German)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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 4   0
 5   5

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Dee Range - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You leave Dyan Canon ALONE! She's MINE, I say! But I guess you can't control your dreams, or nocturnal reams, so here's some 5's.
Kat - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
pretty cryptic stuff...but i like it...5s
Meriadoc - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
HOW long was this dream...? ;-)
John Barry - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, Alvin. Not touching that one, Meri.
AFW - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Wild fantasies..good write
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Cold Shower for Mr Barry! Ewwww...;-) 555
Lurker - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Astonishingly sick. Written by someone with psycho-sexual age of 13.1. Should get all zeros, if that were possible.

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