B’s for big, bright, freakishly white teeth,
I’s for into mouth, where go his feet,
D is for dentistry and those caps aplenty,
E’s for error-prone, what he is evidently,
N’s nevermore speaking should he be; still he roars.

By late-night comics, he is adored!

Biden really comes out with some beauts,
Biden’s so amped up; some coke he toots?
What’s his latest bomber that will embarrass Obama?
“Malarkey” man shares his views.

B is for the beauts he’s bound to say,
I’s for “It won’t be too dumb!” Dems pray,
D’s for Delaware, where many wish he would stay,
E is for egregious—that’s bound to be the way,
N’s for “Nicht!” “Nyet!” “Nein!” “Non!” and such entreaties from the floor.

“Try to be cool!” his staff implores.

Biden’s gaffes are often none too shrewd,
Biden’s gaffes have been known to be rude.
He’ll address the nation; cause the caucus irritation.
Biden ought to keep his cool.

Biden is a threat; can’t vet the crude,
Biden brings on laughs with “gaffeitude.”
Whenever he makes news, it’s likely that he’s blown a fuse.
Biden’s chidin’ can be blue.

Biden’s biters look too new.

Biden’s bidin’ time—then due!