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Song Parodies -> "Ron P. Gets Angry"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny, Get Angry"

Original Performer:

Joanie Sommers

Parody Song Title:

"Ron P. Gets Angry"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ron P. don’t know that he’s through,
Judged by how he talks to you.
Of some of the pack ahead
Out where voters are corn-fed.

Oh, Ron P. beat Rick P.
And Newt the Fat;
Michele’s gone, Rick S., 2, but Mitt won the spat.
A sometimes sane man
With sometimes sane plans,
Ron P., show us that you care for reality.

Man, that guy can be cranky;
The Fed is his bête noire, we can see.
When he opens up to speak,
He is oh so full of pique.

Oh, Ron P. gets angry,
Ron P. gets mad—
Gives us big lectures about how we’ve been bad.
A sometimes sane man
With sometimes sane plans,
Ron P., show us that you care for reality.

GOP wants someone who
Can win in 2-0-1-2.
Ron is not the one, of course;
Could he be a stalking horse?

’cause Ron P. is cranky,
Ron P. is mad
In many ways, one of which is, he’s the dad
Of an insane man
Full of insane plans.
Ron P, acorns don’t fall very far from the tree.

Ron P., third party?
Ron P. . . .

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
"You can't write parodies slamming me! That's not in the Constitution!" Actually, it is, the First Amendment. Sorry, Mad Doctor, but John A. gets a 5 here.
Patrick - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Ron Paul is the only candidate in the bunch who makes sense. If we keep electing the same old Washington crowd, were going to get the same old Washington crap.
Ron P. - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I do have some good ideas, but otherwise I'm a loony anti-Semite and homophobe.
Patriot - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, here again JB ignores the fact that RP came in third (really second after the virtual tie of MR and RS) at 21%. Not bad at all. He might be a lunatic Libertarian to some, but a lot of what he proposes makes sense in this Big Govt USA. ANY candidate that is running for President SHOULD be angry at this Administration. Obama debt is three times what GWB left the US with and Obama still wants to spend more! His domestic policies have all failed and Obamacare is a real threat to most Americans. Obama has proven to be flake non-leader frequently on vacation (from reality). What he does best is campaigning while in office at US expense.
John Barry - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, MP.
Rob Arndt - January 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Good parody-555! I'm a REP but do not ding political parodies based on ideology. Ron Paul is a Libertarian no-Government freak- let the states handle everything and lets not help anyone else in the world. That's not the REP way.

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