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Song Parodies -> "Streamed Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Pea"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tommy Roe

Parody Song Title:

"Streamed Pee"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I vented my pants, middle of the night.
There wasn't much light. . .had to carefully sight.
I got it lined up oh so carefully.
I let it fly and I started to stream pee.

Oh, streamed pea, aimed so carefully,
Can't take a chance when I must go nocturnally.
Oh, streamed pea--I watch the amber swirls.
Does it go the same way other side of the world?

I heard a noise and so I looked askance,
Slithered my pee-snake, like a fer de lance,*
Trying to wrap itself all the way 'round me.
I looked back in horror at where I streamed pee.

Oh, streamed pee, aimed erratically,
Inundates pants and the lavatory.
Oh, streamed pea--I watch the amber swirls
Hit the blow dryer with which my wife make curls.

I finally got it twisted, but it wasn't yet sere,
Still pissin', it was misting her lipstick, I feared.
It was still angled up. . .held it closer to me,
Lowered the bar too far; to my feet streamed pee.

No streamed pees--finally it did cease,
But my bathroom looked like the seven seas.
Oh streamed pea--I watched the amber swirl
Eddy beneath the floorboards, which started to curl.

*large African snake

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Royce Miller - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I tried to remember the tune to this OS, but all I can come up with is, "Cupid, draw back your bow"--you know how all those songs get twisted up in your head?
Rick C - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
What a relief! 555 So, I was looking to do "Pretty Ballerina" by the Left Banke. I found this parody called "Misaimed Ballpeen Hammer". Left you a comment there.
John Barry - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce, and Rick 2X. Go for "Pretty."
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
john, only you could write a song about peeing and make it come off as elegant...amber swirl, indeed ! ....lol...5s
Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You seem to be flush with success.
John Barry - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce, I know. . .couldn't do parodies without search engines. Thanks, Alvin, Michael.

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