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Song Parodies -> "28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy)"
Original Song Title:
"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
Original Performer:
Simon and Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"28 Teeth Bridge Song (Feelin' Toothy)"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Old crowns, we've got to blast.
Your new mouth will chew a repast.
Just pickin' out those wobblin' bones,
Lookin' for gums, and feelin' toothless.
New implant posts,
Will be holdin'
Porcelain structures we'll be moldin'.
We'll give you honed tines for meat.
Chewin', chew, chew,
Feelin' toothy.
Get new teeth to chew
Bicuspids will bite deep.
We'll zap you till drowsy and put you to sleep.
While you're snorin', we'll make you metal-dentally.
When you come to,
All is toothy.
Your new mouth will chew a repast.
Just pickin' out those wobblin' bones,
Lookin' for gums, and feelin' toothless.
New implant posts,
Will be holdin'
Porcelain structures we'll be moldin'.
We'll give you honed tines for meat.
Chewin', chew, chew,
Feelin' toothy.
Get new teeth to chew
Bicuspids will bite deep.
We'll zap you till drowsy and put you to sleep.
While you're snorin', we'll make you metal-dentally.
When you come to,
All is toothy.
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Sink your new toothies into some fives. Can't believe this doesn't have more votes.
Thanks, Dee. Glad to get yours.
I've noticed Tooth or Dental parodies don't seem to fare too well....I had one a while back, called "Set In The Crowns" to Sinatra's "Send In The Clowns" and it fizzled....Your's is very well done..five's
Toothy or not toothy, that ith the quethtion!
Gave me a little grin as I am facing my own dental overhaul. (okay, one root canal...but still...)
this one had bite...clever twist to the word "bridge"...5s
Very cute, John! 555
Smart
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