-> "Losers Getting Winnowed"
Original Song Title:
"Look Through Any Window"
Parody Song Title:
"Losers Getting Winnowed"
The Lyrics
Losers getting winnowed, yeah! Most recently
bully round, Bridgegate renown; bimbo that brought HP down.
Movin’ on their way—
several hit the highway. . .their “goodbye” say
(where will they go?)
It wasn’t their day,
but it sure made my day, their “not I stay.”
Oh, we’re counting down; there are fewer now around;
you can see that down’s whittled crazies that expound. A few
loonies still to winnow. Hmm—
who’ll be next to stray?
Jeb the Whiner, Rubio? Ben, lids low, the snoozing pro?
Going next away,
who next hits the highway for “goodbye” day
(more gonna go)
schmoozing will allay
when comes their “goodbye” day. Must say, “Why they
chose to run in the first place truly does astound!”
As much chance in hell as a snowy orb that’s round. Exeunt
omnes but the winner. Who will it be?
Pile o’ crazies still abounds; with each bray, each more astounds.
Cruz to go away?
“Yuge” to go away?
Snooze to go away?
Rubio away?
Who is gonna stay?
Tuned we gotta stay. . . .
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