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Song Parodies -> "Dems Wish for a Kerry Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Dems Wish for a Kerry Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dems Wish for a Kerry Christmas

Dems wish for a Kerry Christmas,
Dems wish for a Kerry Christmas,
Dems wish for a Kerry Christmas. . .
Won't be happy next year.

Their polls will slide; they won't be voted in.
They'll slide before Christmas—
Got help us—four more years.

Dems' king is just too offputting,
Their king is just too offputting,
Their king is just too offputting,
And his message ain't clear.

Bush won't go, although he's undone,
Bush won't go, although he's undone,
Bush won't go, although he's undone
Everything we hold dear.

Dems wish for a Kerry Christmas,
Dems wish for a Kerry Christmas,
Dems wish for a Kerry Christmas. . .
Got help us—four more years.
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alvin rhodes - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
that's my wish, too...5s
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish you a Kerry Christmas......NOT. Good work 5's. Nothing like a lose-lose choice between candidates
Ravyn Rant - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I shudder to think that this may be prophetic. He's off-putting, he looks like Lurch and his speeches can put you out faster than Vicodin washed down with vodka, but I'd rather have a Kerry little Christmas than a George Bush new year!
Rod Worden - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Ravyn just did a pretty good job summing up my own thoughts. Good work, J B, 5s!
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Secret pri----son, a key-ring
In the lock, hear it jing-ling
As Kerry surmised
October Surprise
Dubya's had Osama in his hands!
John Barry - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, summations, and prophecies, all. Lots not to like about Kerry, but as a friend of mine put it last night: "I'd vote for a banana slug before I'd vote for Bush."
EmiLoca - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a second...who's Kerry? Oh yeah, he's that guy who talked last night. My daddy watched him. But I only watched the part where the man cursed on live television because the balloons wouldn't fall down. Bad, bad man.
Michael Pacholek - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
"I, John Forbes Kerry, do solemnly swear that I will faithfull execute the office of President of the United States, and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God." And he'll mean it when he says it. And he will say it. I'm guessing, though, that Rehnquist won't enjoy asking him to say it. But he'll say it. And then he'll give an Inaugural Address as good as his acceptance speech. John Edwards? Well, I wasn't crazy about his acceptance speech, but he's got eight years and change to work on his Inaugural.
Ashkicksass - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Ravyn said exactly what I was going to. And so did you, John. Excellent job!
Big G - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
The constitution includes our second admeandment right to keep and bear arms. Kerry won't defend that.

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