The bumpkin's nups are hardly dry--
There's lots of moonshine, and all get pie-eyed.
Hick and a bride get the knot tied,
Then the honeymoon, and they'll spoon all night.

This lovely pair together lain;
They're down in an Appalachian domain:
Hick and a bride, hick and a bride.
He says, "Honey, soon: baby made inside."

Bride, bride, bride, hick and a bride.
Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Sis is the bride!!

Schlonged-sibling ball some find outré,
But it is mighty common down this way.
Hick and a bride. Sis is the bride.
Get a bun in soon. Oven opens wide.

Wide, wide, wide, it opens wide.
-side, -side, -side--kid pops outside.

The pump-kin shtup, you shouldn't try.
Oh, but that doesn't stop this down-home guy.
Hick has new bride, hick and a bride.
Now his daughter's donged; sis got dad inside.

Bride, bride, bride, sis was the bride.
Bride, bride, bride, kid's the new bride.

Tied, tied, tied, the knot's are tied.
Bride, bride, bride, hick and a bride.

Bride, bride, bride, sis is dad's bride.
My, my, my! Hicks and their brides.

Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Hick--three he likes.
1. Bride 2. Bride 3. Bride--sis, mom, tyke. Yikes!!