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Song Parodies -> "When Out Pumps Healthy Juice"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"When Out Pumps Healthy Juice"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
As sung by a Lilliputian having ascended a Brobdingnagian bust. I know, I promised I wouldn't do this anymore. But I've decided to shoot for about 300 parodies of the OS and see if the Guinness book will create a category for the most parodies of a single song. This is 218.
I won't rappel this boob;
Up here's where I'm
Stayin', 'cause I have a great view.
I ain't flyin'
Off o' here flyin'.
I think I'll just mam-sit. . .
Ma'am's nips nice and round.
Some guys goes for gams, me,
I'd rather any day mount a mound.
I won't rappel this boob,
Size 909,
So fine!
I love boobs,
Fine-jugs boobs,
Fine-dugs boobs,
Spine-tug boobs,
Milk-make mounts.
When I'm up there,
So much I can see;
Sometimes there's founts,
That smear me,
When out pumps healthy juice
Like that from kine.
Up here's where I'm
Stayin', 'cause I have a great view.
I ain't flyin'
Off o' here flyin'.
I think I'll just mam-sit. . .
Ma'am's nips nice and round.
Some guys goes for gams, me,
I'd rather any day mount a mound.
I won't rappel this boob,
Size 909,
So fine!
I love boobs,
Fine-jugs boobs,
Fine-dugs boobs,
Spine-tug boobs,
Milk-make mounts.
When I'm up there,
So much I can see;
Sometimes there's founts,
That smear me,
When out pumps healthy juice
Like that from kine.
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sounds like my kind of hiking trip
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