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Song Parodies -> "I’m In the Mood for Dugs"

Original Song Title:

"I'm in the Mood for Love"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I’m In the Mood for Dugs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m in the mood for dugs. . .
No homophonic queerie.
If you should want to query,
I’ll clue you in on “dugs.”*

Heavenly, like two eyes
Set in two buxom udders.
I see them and get shudders. . .
Like small full moons on jugs.

I wouldn’t drink, but rather
Do a suckling charade,
But I’d be in a lather—
Taste only one?! There’s a pair made.

Licking these mounds above
Tummy’s domain gives pleasure
That’s beyond any measure.
I’ve got my moue on dugs.


*dug (noun): the mamma or the nipple of a female mammal. Origin:
1520–30; origin obscure; perhaps < a Germanic base akin to Danish dægge, Norwegian degge, Swedish dägga to suckle

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Rob Arndt - January 24, 2012 - Report this comment
555! You could have jusy wrote about "I'm in the Mood for Jugs"! Or for me, "I'm in the Mood for Drugs!"

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