Baby, I'm ablaze! Could you help put out the fire?!
Baby, I'm ablaze, like a torched marshmallow.
Baby, I'm ablaze, the situation's getting dire,
I've become a pyre
Baby, I'm ablaze
I'd scream, but I'm a parched fellow.

Baby, a firebrand is what I politically am,
But now, I'm literally burning--
I'll light your candle with my right hand.
Baby, please don't stand
Around; pretend you're a firewoman
And then extinguish me.
As it is, I am getting overtanned.
[Repeat after fiery guitar solo]

Baby, you're unfazed by the fact that I'm on fire;
You say it's a phase that I need to get through.
Baby, I'm amazed when you say, "Let's sing a song
Of the campfire genre."
When this blaze is out, without doubt on fire I'll set you.