Song Parodies -> Luscious Mayo
| Original Song Title: | "Love and Marriage" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Luscious Mayo" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Lunch with mayo, luscious mayo—
Goes with everything. . .that bunch in “Day-o”
Song by Belafonte. . .
Slather it on that yellow bounty.
Luscious mayo, love that mayo—
Wish they’d aerosolize it to spray o-
ver every food entrée
So I could cover all that’s on tray.
High, high, high in saturated fat in profusion.
Why, why, why I ask is that? Drat! Car-diac contusion.
F**k that mayo, stuck in Mayo!
Now it’s offered to me, I just say, “No!”
So much was I bothered,
I won’t have lunch,
I won’t have brunch,
I wont have munches mayo-smothered.
Goes with everything. . .that bunch in “Day-o”
Song by Belafonte. . .
Slather it on that yellow bounty.
Luscious mayo, love that mayo—
Wish they’d aerosolize it to spray o-
ver every food entrée
So I could cover all that’s on tray.
High, high, high in saturated fat in profusion.
Why, why, why I ask is that? Drat! Car-diac contusion.
F**k that mayo, stuck in Mayo!
Now it’s offered to me, I just say, “No!”
So much was I bothered,
I won’t have lunch,
I won’t have brunch,
I wont have munches mayo-smothered.
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You left out the bacon.
(Stewart has a running schtick about the actual product, Baconnaise™, I think, which is what it says -- bacon-flavored mayo, presumably containing some bacon.) Here is $555 to help pay your tab at the Mayo Clinic.
(Stewart has a running schtick about the actual product, Baconnaise™, I think, which is what it says -- bacon-flavored mayo, presumably containing some bacon.) Here is $555 to help pay your tab at the Mayo Clinic.
*sigh*... egg salad could never be the same :(
I'd slather it on lamb--but then the yolk would be on ewe...
Oy, vay! No wonder they exiled you to sea!
This spreads out pretty good..
Thanks, JTT, FG, TJC, TT, AFW.
Pirate Jack, The Duke oUnch, you surely can have a l'Unch, sir ! Just use real butter, spred thinly, ok? . . . Au Natural is best, sirSweaty !
Oh, sir, try 'plain Yogurt' as a substitute: Eat your Heart out, MarthaDearest ! !
It's a Miracle the way you Whipped up this tasty parody.
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