Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "You Want Korbel® or Brew?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"You Want Korbel® or Brew?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You want Korbel or brew?
Perhaps still wine?

We're gonna sop up one or two
Then go drivin'—
But, not arrivin'.
That's because we land in
Jail—we were flagged down
By a copy named Paddy,
Eponym for the wagon we're found
In, and it's smelly, too,
Stench undefined. . .
Ain't wine!!

It ain't brew,
It ain't poo,
It ain't roux.
But I do know it now. . .
Wafts through the air,
Enters nasally.
It once was chow.

It's near me!

And it was belched from you
On my shoe shine.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Leo Keough - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
It didn't smell, that's true...555!!!
Mark Scotti - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers! Happy hour is at 5:55 today!!
MsJailBait - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
keep on drivin' Captain a-JAB . . .
alvin - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
belching 5s on your shoe shine...lol
John Barry - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo, Mark, MsJB, Alvin.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/screaminjayhawkins291.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 862