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Song Parodies -> "Cheese Shame!"
Original Song Title:
"Freeze Frame"
Original Performer:
J Geils Band
Parody Song Title:
"Cheese Shame!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Fromage homage.
Cheese Shame!
I could smell it was a rough-cut Bleu, hey!
Won't someone please turn the heat down?!
A sphincter reflex came unwound.
No way to deflect the vent 'round.
Up shot the stench; folks hit the ground.
[Instrumental break, extremely flat]
Eewww! It's boring into our olfactors.
How could someone be so unkind?
The culprit who did this—hard to find.
This one's like Liederkranz with rind.
A heart-stopper, a sulfur mine.
[Instrumental break, extremely flat]
Cheese shame! Cheese shame! Cheese shame!
Who cut cheese?!!
Now I'm lookin' for a gas mask. One day
Room stench will finally disappear.
But until then the room will clear.
The rotten-egg odor's too strong.
Never had one linger this long.
[Instrumental break, extremely flat]
Cheese shame! Cheese shame! Cheese shame!
Who cut cheese?!!
[repeat]
I could smell it was a rough-cut Bleu, hey!
Won't someone please turn the heat down?!
A sphincter reflex came unwound.
No way to deflect the vent 'round.
Up shot the stench; folks hit the ground.
[Instrumental break, extremely flat]
Eewww! It's boring into our olfactors.
How could someone be so unkind?
The culprit who did this—hard to find.
This one's like Liederkranz with rind.
A heart-stopper, a sulfur mine.
[Instrumental break, extremely flat]
Cheese shame! Cheese shame! Cheese shame!
Who cut cheese?!!
Now I'm lookin' for a gas mask. One day
Room stench will finally disappear.
But until then the room will clear.
The rotten-egg odor's too strong.
Never had one linger this long.
[Instrumental break, extremely flat]
Cheese shame! Cheese shame! Cheese shame!
Who cut cheese?!!
[repeat]
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I love stinky cheese--and this parody! Whew!
This parody stinks, and that is most definitely a good thing. Amiright's long time master of creative flatulosity, Guy DiRito, would be proud.
This one whiffs! :-) 555
Even though it "stunk" (pardon the pun), it's worthy of a 5-5-5.
Hehehe! I always loved that "Freeze-Frame" song. Stinky cheese is gross but this parody is funny!
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