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Song Parodies -> "I Pawed Three Dips"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Three Ships"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Pawed Three Dips"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I pawed three dips; digits dug in
on kill ’em day on kill ’em day.
I pawed three dips; fingers plunged in;
was fill up day; I was gorging.

And what was in those dips all three
on fill up day and kill ’em day?
The only way that I could see
was to dip in and be gorging.

The game threatened death and mayhem
on kill ’em day and fill up day.
I watched the mayhem with my friends.
But by then, some friends were snoring.

Sometimes a boisterous gathering
on killing day and filling day.
We watched mostly advertising
amid scoring, gorging, snoring.

I saw three hits in one minute
on kill ’em day on kill ’em day.
I just cannot get into it—
this witless game is so boring.


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