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Song Parodies -> "Bold Bang Sign"

Original Song Title:

"Auld Lang Syne"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Bold Bang Sign"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This bold punctuation is not
a virgule that’s inclined.
This bold punctuation’s a dot
topped by a strong straight line.

The bold bang sign shows: fear
you ain’t gonna find here!
It stands straight up; this line don’t bend,
the bold bang sign

If emotions you don’t want to hide,
this mark is the right kind.
It kinda symbolizes giving the boot
up the backside.

Use more to suggest a big scream,
as well as to underline
a point, so readers won’t be bored—
forge bold bang signs!

But don’t overdo it, or you’ll end
emphasis you wish to score.
It’s possible readers may think
your cry’s “Lupine!!!!!!”

So use an amount that is just right:
You’ll be aggressive but sublime.
Just the right message you can send
with bold bang signs.

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CML - December 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Judging from this submission and also "Knights of Short Diction", JAB, I'm guessing you probably majored in Mechanical Engineering in college, possibly at Arkansas AM&N ... Am I right?
JAB - December 29, 2017 - Report this comment
How did you guess, CML?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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