Snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl-snarl.
Five bears eating Norm—looks like it’s not his lucky day.
Five bears eating Norm—looks like he couldn’t get away.
Five bears eating Norm—I’d guess that his flesh is pretty warm,
but tearing him up like that’s bad from.
Such bad manners when they dine!

It’s a café that’s serving only human meat.
See those bears chew—they’re gorging voraciously.
Five bears eating Norm…wish they hadn’t emerged from their dorm…
hibernated like in a snow storm.
Better manners on most swine!
Scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf-scarf.

What a buffet they are having, this ursine crowd
But I must say: their chomping is extremely loud.
Five bears eating Norm
as if he were just a cob of corn
We will bury what’s left in the morn,
underneath a lonesome pine.
Scarfed by b’ars-b’ars-b’ars-b’ars.
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.