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Song Parodies -> "Five Bears Eating Norm"

Original Song Title:

"My Cherie Amour"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Five Bears Eating Norm"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Five bears eating Norm—looks like it’s not his lucky day.
Five bears eating Norm—looks like he couldn’t get away.
Five bears eating Norm—I’d guess that his flesh is pretty warm,
but tearing him up like that’s bad from.
Such bad manners when they dine!

It’s a café that’s serving only human meat.
See those bears chew—they’re gorging voraciously.
Five bears eating Norm…wish they hadn’t emerged from their dorm…
hibernated like in a snow storm.
Better manners on most swine!

What a buffet they are having, this ursine crowd
But I must say: their chomping is extremely loud.
Five bears eating Norm
as if he were just a cob of corn
We will bury what’s left in the morn,
underneath a lonesome pine.
Scarfed by b’ars-b’ars-b’ars-b’ars.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
I just can't Bear it! 5s
Larry Hensley - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Best title today! Good parody too. No longer will we be able to yell "Norm!" 5's
Michael Pacholek - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
How did Norm die? Did he fall off a Cliff?
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - January 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad form. I like the less ambiguous 'snarf' better than 'scarf' for ursine ingestion, but I note that my OED lists both. 5s for poor Norm.

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