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Song Parodies -> "Mare Shtuppin'"
Original Song Title:
"Barefootin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Robert Parker
Parody Song Title:
"Mare Shtuppin'"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He can't reach her from his two feet.
So he stands up on top of a chair seat.
He say's, "We're gonna groove, my sweet."
Her hooves are movin' to the beat.
He's mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin'.
He went to her stall the other night,
Took off the saddle, turned off the light.
He's gonna woo her and guy-pique her too,
And the cows next door hear those clangin' horseshoes.
He's mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin'.
His equine girls always lets him on
And lets him ride bareback all night long.
After two furlongs, then she will neigh
Excitedly, just as if to say:
"Keep mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin'."
His John Thomas is finally through;
He can't more mare-shtup; mare-shtupper's blue.
She turned; her look said, "Stay in the groove
And keep mare-shtuppin', or I'll use my hooves
Keep mare-shtuppin,
Mare stuffin'
Ain't bluffin'. . .
Mare shtuppin'
Keep your tool out your pants!
Don't dare stop 'n'
Keep mare shtuppin',
Mare stuffin',
More lovin'."
So he stands up on top of a chair seat.
He say's, "We're gonna groove, my sweet."
Her hooves are movin' to the beat.
He's mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin'.
He went to her stall the other night,
Took off the saddle, turned off the light.
He's gonna woo her and guy-pique her too,
And the cows next door hear those clangin' horseshoes.
He's mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin'.
His equine girls always lets him on
And lets him ride bareback all night long.
After two furlongs, then she will neigh
Excitedly, just as if to say:
"Keep mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin',
Mare shtuppin'."
His John Thomas is finally through;
He can't more mare-shtup; mare-shtupper's blue.
She turned; her look said, "Stay in the groove
And keep mare-shtuppin', or I'll use my hooves
Keep mare-shtuppin,
Mare stuffin'
Ain't bluffin'. . .
Mare shtuppin'
Keep your tool out your pants!
Don't dare stop 'n'
Keep mare shtuppin',
Mare stuffin',
More lovin'."
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I remember the Brownsville Station version of TOS. It was the flip side of "Smoking In The Boys Room".
That sounds familiar: "It Doesn't Matter, She's a Horse." Oh well, have five sugar cubes.
horse laughs...funny title switch
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