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Song Parodies -> "Boy Turns to Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Joy to the World"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Boy Turns to Girl"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Boy turns to girl. . .the coring done.
Gent girth relieved. . .her thing.
Let member depart, she-pare him groom.
And sever that maley swing,
and severed that maley swing,
man-sever, gland-severed, lammed maley swing.
Boy turns to girl. . .away the swain.
Let men their schlongs deploy.
Guy will not stud, rocks nil remain.
He’s cleaved of bounding toy,
he’s cleaved of sounding toy,
he’s cleaved, relieved of pound of boy.
No more his big borer will grow,
no horn for crested mound.
He’s done with that cross-dressing show,
and no curse will abound,
and no curse come around,
no curse to nurse when time rolls ’round.
He’s tooled as girl, a new-formed place;
lad’s made his cave-dig move.
Adoring now his tight knit dress
and sundered of his love
rod that he in would shove.
It’s sundered; where tunneled. . .fits like a glove.
Gent girth relieved. . .her thing.
Let member depart, she-pare him groom.
And sever that maley swing,
and severed that maley swing,
man-sever, gland-severed, lammed maley swing.
Boy turns to girl. . .away the swain.
Let men their schlongs deploy.
Guy will not stud, rocks nil remain.
He’s cleaved of bounding toy,
he’s cleaved of sounding toy,
he’s cleaved, relieved of pound of boy.
No more his big borer will grow,
no horn for crested mound.
He’s done with that cross-dressing show,
and no curse will abound,
and no curse come around,
no curse to nurse when time rolls ’round.
He’s tooled as girl, a new-formed place;
lad’s made his cave-dig move.
Adoring now his tight knit dress
and sundered of his love
rod that he in would shove.
It’s sundered; where tunneled. . .fits like a glove.
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Well rhymed, but very painful to contemplate.
Mortified? Or more three 5s? 555!
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. . turn . . turn . . there is a reason: turn . . turn . . her
Forgot it was the Christmas season - was trying to make the first line fit Jeremiah was a bullfrog and wondering why it wasn't...
Once I figured THAT out, it was a delightful read: sever that maley thing and he's cleaved of bounding toy were the best.
Once I figured THAT out, it was a delightful read: sever that maley thing and he's cleaved of bounding toy were the best.
Clever stuff, inventive euphemisms abound.
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