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Song Parodies -> "Guy Ain’t Janus-Faced"

Original Song Title:

"I've Just Seen a Face"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Guy Ain’t Janus-Faced"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Guy ain’t Janus-faced—
On that gent, only two sides placed.
Guy won’t relent
In his pandering spree;
He’s multi-FACEted, we see.
His bent:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

The guy is pro-choice one day;
The next, he’s for the pro-life way,
That’s because there is nothing there;
His maw is naught but an empty air vent. . .
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

Romney, this is Mitt Romney,
And he is promis-ing everything.

I have never known a guy like this.
He will intone free-market bliss
After he led the fight
For health care that’s more than a mite like his:
Oba-ba-ba-ba-bama’s.

Romney, this is Mitt Romney,
And he will promise you anything.

Guy has got a face
For every time and every place.
Guy won’t relent
In his pandering spree;
So multi-FACEted is he
Intent?
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Romney, this is Mitt Romney
And he will promise you everything.

So, glomming is Romney, glomming
On all; says nothing
In everything.

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Rob Arndt - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB-555! I don't have time to comment on all your songs but I usually 5 them b/c you write so well. Liked the Janus theme- did one with IPASOY for a Janus cat :)
Porfle Popnecker - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Good take on the OS.
John Barry - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob, I'm honored. Thanks, also, Porfle.

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